Funny Father’s Day Jokes

Funny Father’s Day Jokes for This Father’s Day

Funny Father’s Day Jokes – How often do you think of thanking your father for all the joys and all the little things he has done for you without expecting anything in return? Father’s Day is the ultimate time to catch up with your dad and have some fun time together, reliving old memories and making new ones and telling him that you care. Fathers are the reason why our lives are so special. Being a dad is not easy. Your dad is likely to feel ignored, unappreciated and even unwanted at times. Father’s Day gives you the chance to pep up his sagging spirits and commemorate his importance in your life.
Funny Father's Day Jokes

Funny Father’s Day Jokes

here We Collect Some Funny Father’s Day Jokes for you ,enjoy with Your Father.

You can buy him a card or gift but nothing can beat the joy of getting a smile on his face. Catch up with your father over lunch or even a cup of coffee and spend some hearty time together laughing over some witty moments. Bring him a smile and a touch of warmth this Father’s Day with some rib-tickling Funny Father’s Day Jokes and funny moments.

Funny Jokes On Father’s Day

On Wishing Dad
Jonathan, a 17-year-old boy, was out with his friends one night when he realized that it was Father’s Day and he has forgotten to wish his dad. Immediately, he hurries into a card shop to pick a card for his dad. However, he is disappointed to find only two Father’s Day card. He sheepishly picks one card and presents it to his father.

On opening it, his father is puzzled to see the message contained: “You’ve been like a father to me.”

Jonathan explains, “Well it was either this card or the one that said, “Now that I am a father too!”

Things A Dad Would Never Say
My Gen-X friend Jenny gave her father a Father’s Day card that said- “Things My Dad Would Never Say-
“Can you turn up that music?”
“Go ahead and take my truck. Here’s 50 bucks for gas.”
“I LOVE your tattoo. We should both get new ones.”
“Here, you take the remote.”

Dog or Dad
While flying from Philadelphia to Denver, I once overheard a mother telling to her nine year old son, “Jacob, now remember- run to Dad first, and then the dog.”

Where’s Dad?
Father’s Day is the day we honor dear old dad only if we can find him. Good places to look for: – At the golf course — in the rough.
– At the bank — cursing the ATM machine.
– On top of the house — trying to trying to hook up the dish before the game starts.
– Under the car — watching the oil drip.
– At the hardware store, bragging to a total stranger about his kids.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

“Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, ‘The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.’”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

“I’ll call you later!”- “Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

Funny Father's Day Jokes

Funny Father’s Day Jokes

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO YOU ALL

Father’s Day is a day to honor all the fathers for everything they did for their children. This is an occasion to express gratitude towards your dad for all his love and support. Instead he picks you up after you fall, and allows you to try all over again. Yes, there is no doubt about the fact that a dad is indeed a gift from God Himself. WE WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY FATHER’S DAY.

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