Fathers Day Quotes Funny Can’t find the right words for dad this Father’s Day? Take inspiration from these funny quotes by the likes of Jon Stewart, Bob Odenkirk, Mark Twain, and more.
Fathers Day Quotes Funny
“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”
“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
“Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”
“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”
“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”
“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'”
“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. “
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Father’s Day is a day to honor all the fathers for everything they did for their children. This is an occasion to express gratitude towards your dad for all his love and support. Instead he picks you up after you fall, and allows you to try all over again. Yes, there is no doubt about the fact that a dad is indeed a gift from God Himself. WE WISH YOU A VERY HAPPY FATHER’S DAY.
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