10 Funny Dad Quotes to Use This Father’s Day Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny Can’t find the right words for dad this Father’s Day? Take inspiration from these funny quotes by the likes of Jon Stewart, Bob Odenkirk, Mark Twain, and more.

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 “You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”
Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” Comedians also give funny advice on parenting that all dads should take to heart.
Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

“I gave my father $100 and said, “Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.” So he went out and bought a present for my mother.”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 

“My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 

“Even though I’m proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

“Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 

“Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 

“We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.'”

Fathers Day Quotes Funny

 

“The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children. “

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